· I did not save my old breasts in a jar to someday show anyone’s 13 year old son as a bar mitzvah gift
· I did not ask the art students at the local university to sculpt a Rodin-esque bust of my old self
· If you send your husband over, I will not show him my scars
· I will not ask the plastic surgeon to take my down to an “A” cup in order to re-live the carefree days when I was 12 years old
· I do not sit in front of the TV tearfully watching Dolly Parton movies or Pamela Anderson TV appearances
· I am forever done with underwire bras and wearing 3 sports bras at a time just to go for a 30 minute run 
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